If you're on this blog, you probably fall into one of these categories:
1. You read megansquared and were all, "I BET MEGAN'S JOURNALISM BLOG IS ALL KINDS OF AWESOME!!!" and then you got here and were hugely disappointed and I'M SORRY. Stop yelling at me.
2. You searched for some weird combination of my name and journalism topics. Stop doing that.
3. You are my professor. Hi. Please give me an A. Your sweater is incredible.
4. You are a student from my journalism class. Hi. I can haz ur number?? Just kidding. But seriously, though.
5. You think I'm an idiot and decided to tell me so on every possible outlet ever in the world. I applaud your dedication. Please send all complaints to my dorm, handwritten on 4x6 colored cards. Fuchsia is preferable, but not required. If you can name all the countries in Africa, you get bonus points. Can I borrow your pen? I left mine in the car.
6. You are my mom. Hi mom.
No matter who you are or why you are here, you probably no longer want to be here. I understand because I don't either because this is pretty sucky, as far as blogs go. That is why I'm going to direct you to some awesome places where you can also find me so that you will no longer think I am a boring failure and can instead send me emails calling me pretentious and annoying. What fun!
Click on the links below to find me on:
megansquared
Megan's Life Lessons on sparknotes
formspring
Facebook
